What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 03:45
¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
Do you consider masturbating to porn cheating if you are married?
But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
Do you feel uncomfortable when you come across cross dressers?
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Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
What is your favourite colour and why?
I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
Make Nazis afraid again!
What is your wildest experience in Bangalore that you haven’t told anyone?
Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
What's the point of gender reassignment surgery which doesn't change a person's chromosomes?
Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
What is the most heartbreaking thing your child has told you?
Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
At least until the peyote kicks in ...
Has Messi scored against the Buffon?
And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
How long would you let a homeless friend stay at your house?
Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.